15
1hr 39mins

Two skint teenagers stop at nothing to scrape together the money for Newcastle United season tickets in this gritty, heart-warming, and fiercely local Geordie comedy-drama from Mark Herman (Brassed Off) - part of our Team Choice Season - chosen by Rachel.

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Team Choice
Mark Herman
15
Comedy
coarse language, sexual references and drug use
English

We’re bringing it home to the North East with a big-screen outing for a true cult classic of Geordie cinema.

This gritty comedy-drama follows Gerry and Sewell, two football-mad teenagers from Gateshead, who dream of securing a pair of Newcastle United season tickets. Along the way, they navigate a turbulent year filled with local thugs, family turmoil, the complexities of teenage romance, and even a highly memorable, fleeting encounter with Newcastle legend Alan Shearer himself.

Beneath the sharp local wit and wild misadventures, the film delivers a deeply affectionate, raw, and socially conscious portrait of working-class resilience, community spirit, and the ultimate, unyielding bond of friendship.

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Sun 9 Aug
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